February 2012
“I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes...”
– Mary Shelley, Frankenstein. (via riverran)
#mary shelley #this quote though #it’s all kinds of wonderful #hey remember that time one asswipe was like you have 30 seconds to name something invented by a woman… #…and Mary was like SCIENCE FICTION MOTHERFUCKERS #that was awesome #thanks Mary Shelley...
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Mac trusted me with putting our biology powerpoint...
Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
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I'm getting close I can feel it
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I was going to do my homework but then Mapcrunch...
1. Jesse, you are awesome. Also, I really hope you did the Spanish homework because I didn’t
2. DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF MOVIES omg & I bet. I might apply to an out of state college or two, maybe apply for a music scholarship….hmm
3. OH THAT’S RIGHT WELP LOOKS LIKE I GOT TO GET TALENTED MUSICALLY SO KENYON WILL BEG ME TO COME THERE LOLOLOL
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So I got a postcard from Kenyon College a few...
and I was all “Pffft out of state school pfffffft Ohio”
but now I’m looking it up and it looks pretty neat
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So today at school instead of working on our...
and she instantly aged like 80 years it was hilarious
“So we’re looking for an airport. Wait why?”
“I don’t see an airport anywhere.”
“Ariel so I just click this right? Wait where am I?”
“Ariel how is this fun”
“Ariel”
“Ariel”
“Ariel”
“Stop laughing at me Ariel”
queen-moriarty:
I never understood why artists speak at the beginning of their songs. Like when they say their own name, or name-drop their record label, or the worst; they just giggle. “Jason Derulooooo” “Don’t call me Gaga”. What the Hell is that about? I’m glad you reminded me who I was listening to. That giggle really made this song worth the 3 minutes of my life. I hope you got a big...
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, outruns usain bolt, climbs mount everest
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
piecesofmypeaceofmind:
I go braless every day.
#nofear
Jayden you GMH
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jswink:
indeliblychanged:
ok look
if you want to be ignorant that’s fine
that’s perfectly ok
you don’t have to know anything this is America
you have the freedom to be stupid
but if you don’t know anything
could you just
not
talk
damn right we can be stupid! ‘Cause this is ‘Merica!
The idiocy is making Abraham Lincoln cry
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ok look
if you want to be ignorant that’s fine
that’s perfectly ok
you don’t have to know anything this is America
you have the freedom to be stupid
but if you don’t know anything
could you just
not
talk
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But seriously though has anyone found an airport
I’m starting to wonder if airports are even real anymore
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So according to facebook it's snowing
I wouldn’t know I’m too lazy to get up and look lolololol
anyway I’m in the south and that means everyone just gets ~so excited~
and my newsfeed looks like:
it’s snowing guys!
First snow of the season :)
omfg shut the fuck up we know it’s snowing we have eyes
Don’t you just love when people state the obvious smh
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Wait hold on
Can someone please explain to me how “Not talking about racism is going to make it go away?”
Isn’t that kind of like “If I close my eyes the monster can’t see me even though the monster is two feet away from me”
I mean everybody likes to go around quoting Morgan Freeman
but please
just tell me how the hell that makes any sense.
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Mom just brought home Girl Scout Cookies
Me/Thin Mints is my OTP ok
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Anonymous asked: What's your icon? :)
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unsolicited promotion tiiiiiiiime *theme music*
http://awesomejamie.tumblr.com/
http://awesomejamie.tumblr.com/
http://awesomejamie.tumblr.com/
Cause she’s hilarious
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How am I just now hearing about ZZ Ward holy...
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petrichoriousparalian:
James Vincent McMorrow —...
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Just watched Third Star
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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My friend: Benedict Cumberbatch is ugly
The Police: And exactly how many times did he fall out of the window?
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lol I actually don't know what the present is
Mom: Ari Dad said he got me a Valentine's Day present and it's arriving today you always figure out secrets tell me
Me: Oh yeah it's a stripper pole
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: I mean what
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ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
FUCK YOU I WON A BAFTA
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Benedict Cumberbatch wants babies
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Ari's List of Awesome People (follow forever yall)
http://boastfulnothings.tumblr.com/
http://piecesofmypeaceofmind.tumblr.com/
http://awesomejamie.tumblr.com/
http://kelsay-what.tumblr.com/
http://izzydora.tumblr.com/
http://the-servant-of-all.tumblr.com/
http://peasandcock.tumblr.com/
http://stubbornathazagoraphobia.tumblr.com/
http://scintillatingillusion.tumblr.com/
http://gracejarger.tumblr.com/
http://darth-nix.tumblr.com/
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Person: Can you please stop referencing The Hunger Games in all of our conversations please
Me: I just can't afford to think like that
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Just unfollowed everyone except for my follow...
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Offending a major religion to cover up the fact...
wow that was original
never seen that before
so
original
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I haven't been watching the Grammys but apparently...
so did she summon the devil or
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